To warm us up, let's start with something ridiculous.
The challenge is to write a short piece either
a) filled with as many puns as you can muster while still largely making sense
b) the premise of the story is itself a pun
Pun-wise, the weaker the better in my books.
I have no idea what to write for this so let's all suffer together.
Deadline is the 5th of Jan.